Whimsical Routine Lover Gifts

COWS: One o'clock was tractor time!

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

The worm that churned!

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'Where my balls go?'

'Food fight!'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Banana

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'My biological clock finally went off.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'