Old-school Office Lover Gifts

'A flip chart presentation? How quaint.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

Corporate Whore.

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Female business.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Desk shaped like an office block.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

Swiss Army Desk

"Oops! Wrong plug."

"I miss the old cubicles."