Office Nostalgia Enthusiast Gifts

"I miss the old cubicles."

When I started working here, there were only three people in this office.

"It's so weird being back in the office."

"I liked it better when we went to the watercooler."

"He doesn't seem to be accepting retirement too well."

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Busy office.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

401K

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Congratulations on your promotion.

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"I'd rather be at the office."

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

Don't worry. It's just something I like to call the 'Chain of Command...

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'

Reluctant Directorship.

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'