Office Nostalgia Enthusiast Gifts

"I miss the old cubicles."

"I remember when this was all offices."

When I started working here, there were only three people in this office.

"It's so weird being back in the office."

"I liked it better when we went to the watercooler."

"He doesn't seem to be accepting retirement too well."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Congratulations on your promotion.

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

"I'd rather be at the office."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

Don't worry. It's just something I like to call the 'Chain of Command...

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?