Office Nostalgia Gifts

"Harold's easing into retirement."

Industry demands an end to the home office!

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

401K

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"I'm going in."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

Group of people.

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

"Oops! Wrong plug."

"I miss the old cubicles."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Congratulations on your promotion.

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'