Office Nostalgia Gifts

"Harold's easing into retirement."

Industry demands an end to the home office!

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Busy office.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

401K

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"I'm going in."

Group of people.

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

"Oops! Wrong plug."

"I miss the old cubicles."

Congratulations on your promotion.

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'