Retro Office Lover Gifts

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Fossil record player.

Colonial Larrysburg.

1930's Lady.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Groovy Baby

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

The Workaholics Building

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"I miss the old cubicles."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'I miss the great depression.'

"The record player is skipping again."

I'd rather be at the office.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Hippie Edibles Co.