Retro Office Culture Fan Gifts

"Miss Coleman, would you step in here, please, and take a Martini."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"The first chart is pre-Prozac and this chart is post-Prozac ... "

Group of people.

"I miss the old cubicles."

"I remember when this was all offices."

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

I remember when the only social networking site you could access at work was the water cooler!

Don't worry. It's just something I like to call the 'Chain of Command...

A good leader will share any success with all involved.

"I have no idea what it is you do around here, but whatever it is, keep up the good work."

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

"Harold's easing into retirement."

"I know it's awkward with me being the new boss and all....but when you meet me in the halls, don't act like I'm going to eat you alive."

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

'When you said the firm was going under, we thought you meant figuratively.'

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"Tim, you seem to have spent days without a break, you need some fresh air. Why don't you go and pick some litter in the car park."

'Glad you could make it, G,B - pull up a bean bag chair,'

"Quick! Get down to legal! The boilerplate has sprung a leak."

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

Casual day in Antarctica.

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

'Take a letter Miss Davis.'

Hang In There, Baby!

"We're allowed to hang-up artificial windows now to make our cubicles feel more like home."

"It's so weird being back in the office."