Retro Office Culture Fan Gifts

"Miss Coleman, would you step in here, please, and take a Martini."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"The first chart is pre-Prozac and this chart is post-Prozac ... "

Group of people.

"I miss the old cubicles."

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

Don't worry. It's just something I like to call the 'Chain of Command...

A good leader will share any success with all involved.

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

"I have no idea what it is you do around here, but whatever it is, keep up the good work."

"Harold's easing into retirement."

"I know it's awkward with me being the new boss and all....but when you meet me in the halls, don't act like I'm going to eat you alive."

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"Tim, you seem to have spent days without a break, you need some fresh air. Why don't you go and pick some litter in the car park."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

'When you said the firm was going under, we thought you meant figuratively.'

'Glad you could make it, G,B - pull up a bean bag chair,'

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

Casual day in Antarctica.

"Quick! Get down to legal! The boilerplate has sprung a leak."

"All interns go through this. You're lucky, this is nothing compared to the old days."

Hang In There, Baby!

'Take a letter Miss Davis.'

"We're allowed to hang-up artificial windows now to make our cubicles feel more like home."

"It's so weird being back in the office."

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."