Vintage Office Enthusiast Gifts

'Do you remember when all we had to do was go to the filing cabinet and take out the file.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

Corporate Whore.

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Desk shaped like an office block.

Female business.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Two stressed drinking birds

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

Swiss Army Desk

"Oops! Wrong plug."

"I miss the old cubicles."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.