Vintage Office Enthusiast Gifts

'Do you remember when all we had to do was go to the filing cabinet and take out the file.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

401K

Corporate Whore.

Female business.

Desk shaped like an office block.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

Two stressed drinking birds

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

Swiss Army Desk

"Oops! Wrong plug."

"I miss the old cubicles."

Congratulations on your promotion.