Office Nostalgia Appreciator Gifts

Save the Rolodexes! 'I hate to tell you this, but they're not animals.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"I miss the old cubicles."

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

Secretary

"Harold's easing into retirement."

Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!

"Miss Coleman, would you step in here, please, and take a Martini."

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

"It's so weird being back in the office."

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle,'

"And here's where daddy used to work...before it became a museum.

"He doesn't seem to be accepting retirement too well."

people standing in a briefcase.

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

'Oh, you are such a BABY! Just how bad can a little paper cut be?'

"Being an accountant gives him that extra aura of danger."

'No they're not photos of my 'loved ones', that's the wife and kids.'

"After working at a desk for 40 years, Charlie never really wanted a man cave."

'I just wanted to let you know, Wilson, that I'll be blaming you for everything until the computers are back up.'

"Office life was less stressful in my day. I could slam down phones, break pencils in a rage, stomp around yelling with a cigar in my mouth...!"

"I remember a time before the internet... when we had to pay for our disinformation."

'Since your last idea really bombed, Mr Henderson, you won't be recieving one of those little 'idea pads'.'

'A flip chart presentation? How quaint.'

Retail Store

'We keep Amos around just in case the computers break down.'

'There wasn't much of a collection I'm afraid. Most of the people who really liked you are dead.'

"Oh, just playing back the highlights of my corporate career while the Chairman of the Board belts out 'I Did It My Way' on the psychic soundtrack."

"I liked it better when we went to the watercooler."