Retro Office Lover T-Shirts

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

Colonial Larrysburg.

1930's Lady.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Groovy Baby

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

The Workaholics Building

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

Young Elvis

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"I miss the old cubicles."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"I remember when this was all offices."

'I miss the great depression.'

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh.) Those were the days. Is it working?

Hippie Edibles Co.

"The record player is skipping again."

I'd rather be at the office.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.