Office Enthusiast Gifts

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'

Reluctant Directorship.

"Oops! Wrong plug."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Office Pool of Paperwork.

Motivating Characteristics

"Have you tried the new coffee?"

Merry Christmas!

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Top dog. Big deal. He'd give it up in a heartbeat for a good belly rub.

Congratulations on your promotion.

Boardroom rowing teamwork

'Well, I certainly can't say I missed this memo.'

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'The entire department is being relocated to some godforsaken place in the north. Watford I think they said.'

'Ageism at work'

"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."

"Dear Jean: Confirming our phone conversation of earlier today, I no longer love you, and want a divorce."

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

401K

'Welcome aboard - this ball of string will lead you to your desk.'

'It's comfy...but when do I get a desk?'

Clouds in the Office

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"Yes, my office has a swimming pool, golf course and helicopter pad. It's good to be CEO."

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'I fear we can't pay you overtime allowance just because you can't find the way out of the building.'

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

At the careers Office - "I want to be a corporate lawyer - that'll be �350 please!"

I frame all yours, JB.

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