Office Enthusiast Pillows

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'

"Oops! Wrong plug."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Reluctant Directorship.

Office Pool of Paperwork.

"Have you tried the new coffee?"

Motivating Characteristics

"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."

"Dear Jean: Confirming our phone conversation of earlier today, I no longer love you, and want a divorce."

401K

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

Boardroom rowing teamwork

Merry Christmas!

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'Ageism at work'

'Well, I certainly can't say I missed this memo.'

'The entire department is being relocated to some godforsaken place in the north. Watford I think they said.'

Top dog. Big deal. He'd give it up in a heartbeat for a good belly rub.

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

Congratulations on your promotion.

Clouds in the Office

"Yes, my office has a swimming pool, golf course and helicopter pad. It's good to be CEO."

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

'I fear we can't pay you overtime allowance just because you can't find the way out of the building.'

'I don't think we're all singing from same songsheet are we!'

Workaholics anonymous

I frame all yours, JB.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'Welcome aboard - this ball of string will lead you to your desk.'

At the careers Office - "I want to be a corporate lawyer - that'll be �350 please!"

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'It's comfy...but when do I get a desk?'

Hot desking in action

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."