Office Enthusiasts Gifts

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

'I just wanted to let you know, Wilson, that I'll be blaming you for everything until the computers are back up.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Lemonade Inc.

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'These are job perks.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Busy office.

You are here.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Free Range Employees.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

Responsibility and duties

401K

Corporate Whore.

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.