Office Enthusiasts Mugs

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

'I just wanted to let you know, Wilson, that I'll be blaming you for everything until the computers are back up.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'These are job perks.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

You are here.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

Free Range Employees.

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Responsibility and duties

401K

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Corporate Whore.

Whack, Out of Whack.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"