Office Aficionados Gifts

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

'After reading Dad's will, I guess we're all wishing he had spent more time at the office.'

"Busy working—get lost!"

The boss and her baby

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'I checked around and you're the only mommy that requires an appointment.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Busy office.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

Corporate Whore.

"You have a 2 o'clock, a 3:30 and don't forget the monthly finance report is due Friday..."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Desk shaped like an office block.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Female business.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.