Schedule Savvy Gifts

"Yes, this is a family practice, but you'll have to make separate appointments."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'Am I the first one here?'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

Time Clock

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

'Lost Diary'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

"Help! Set me free!"

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

Life Tetris

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

'I've got a tight schedule.'

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

March madness

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."