Scheduling Genius Gifts

"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

God's Sticky Notes

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Time Clock

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

'When would work for you?'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

Child on a schedule.

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."