Organization Genius Gifts

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Let's get organized

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Here and There Trays

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I didn't spark joy."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

Why do you need so many computers?

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

In - Out - Pending.

"Much ado list"

Stationery Shop

Research and Development: Now, Never.