Corporate Genius Gifts

'That's Tuttle, the new whiz-kid in Accounting. They say he has a mind like fly-paper!'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

The MBA Draft

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Career opportunities

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Uh-Oh..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Artist and Musician

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Early Business Planning

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

Target your message

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

'The company's in great shape financially. Hey, a bent but still usable staple!'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."