Corporate Genius T-Shirts

'That's Tuttle, the new whiz-kid in Accounting. They say he has a mind like fly-paper!'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

The MBA Draft

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Career opportunities

"Uh-Oh..."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist and Musician

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Early Business Planning

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'The company's in great shape financially. Hey, a bent but still usable staple!'

Target your message

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."