Organizational Genius T-Shirts

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

You can't have everything...

'Council Planning Dept.'

'Sorry, that mental note has been deleted.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Staff support"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Out and In.

Here and There Trays

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

When Engineers Crack.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

Why do you need so many computers?

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Much ado list"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"