Organizational Genius Pillows

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

You can't have everything...

'Council Planning Dept.'

'Sorry, that mental note has been deleted.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Staff support"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Out and In.

Here and There Trays

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

When Engineers Crack.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Why do you need so many computers?

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Much ado list"

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"