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"I figure a few more lemons borrowed from mom and we'll be too big to fail."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

The MBA Draft

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Career opportunities

"Uh-Oh..."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Early Business Planning

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I think you might need to start again."

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

Target your message

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'The company's in great shape financially. Hey, a bent but still usable staple!'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'