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"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Spindle Neurons

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

Lost and Profound.

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'

'I consider myself to be a sophisticated investor. I would never invest in penny stocks. I lost all of my money investing with a brokerage specializing in nickel stocks.'

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

"The only time I let my staff show fear is when they're trying to save their jobs."

Psychology: Registering for this class is a No-Brainer

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

'Okay, that business plan didn't work - now let's try thinking outside the box.'

"He said absolutely, positively, read my lips - NO! Unless I'm reading him wrong, I'd say he's definitely warming up to the idea."

"Matsuzaka has an ERA of 3.88, yet Francona’s starting Schilling. Doesn’t that seem counterintuitive to you?"

Noam Chomsky

"We tried crowdsourcing the data, but the crowd turned into an angry mob and threw bogus data at us."

"Well, I'm a bit of an entrepreneur: I saw there was a market, so I launched my business..."

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

"Adjusting the picture won't make it any clearer."

'We can't merge again. Our letterhead already takes up the entire page.'

"You still need that recipe for boiling water?"

"Well, it's logical: we're not really strong like wolves or hounds, so we need to use our brains..."

"The Doctor here is an expert at hot-wiring the consumer brain."

'Yes, Dear, I know fish is brain food, but maybe you should cut down a little!'

Man on a weights bench trying to lift a very heavy productivity