Bookish Brainiacs T-Shirts

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Reading in the family.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

I like a good whodunit.

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Edna O'Brien

'Camilo José Cela'

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

"I wish I could help Gracie with her homework."

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'

"She's so smart...on the highway of life, she's in the E-Z Pass lane."

"You still need that recipe for boiling water?"

"When we have interactive books, the first thing I'm going to do is rush Little Nell to a hospital."