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Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Reading in the family.

Litteratti K9s.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

John Galsworthy

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

Pathology.

I like a good whodunit.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

William Blake.

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

"School is loverly this time of year."

Edna O'Brien

My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.

'It's okay dear. He's my ghostwriter.'

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."