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'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

I like a good whodunit.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Litteratti K9s.

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

John Galsworthy

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

Pathology.

William Blake.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

'I bark, therefore I am.'

"School is loverly this time of year."

'Camilo José Cela'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Drunk And Orderly

'It's okay dear. He's my ghostwriter.'

My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."