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A book reviewer reads between the margins.

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"Do you have any why-to books?"

I like a good whodunit.

Pathology.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Anna Burns

Saul Bellow

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

William Blake.

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

Stephane Mallarme

Cheshire Cat

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

'It's okay dear. He's my ghostwriter.'

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

'Camilo José Cela'

Book shop

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

"She's always got her nose in a book."