Bookish Intellectual Mugs

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"Do you have any why-to books?"

William Blake.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

I like a good whodunit.

Pathology.

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

Book shop

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Stephane Mallarme

'It's okay dear. He's my ghostwriter.'

Cheshire Cat

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

'Camilo José Cela'

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

"I've searched, and found what we had before social media."