Bookish Brainiacs Pillows

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Marcel Proust

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Reading in the family.

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

I like a good whodunit.

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

'Camilo José Cela'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Edna O'Brien

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

"I wish I could help Gracie with her homework."

"She's so smart...on the highway of life, she's in the E-Z Pass lane."

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'

Sergio dreams of being broke.

"You still need that recipe for boiling water?"