Bookish Dreamers Pillows

"When we have interactive books, the first thing I'm going to do is rush Little Nell to a hospital."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Reading in the family.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"This manuscript is unbelievably mature for a first novel but, sadly, we don't publish the unbelievable."

I like a good whodunit.

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

English major will work for food.

Cheshire Cat

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Edna O'Brien

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'

"Sometimes while eating in the classroom, I think about writing a children's book, which would begin, "Once upon a time there was something called a teachers' lounge. . .'."

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

'I'm seeking early parole so I can go on a book-signing tour.'

"Book Shop - worker reading 'How to get a better paid job'."