Bookish Dreamers Mugs

"When we have interactive books, the first thing I'm going to do is rush Little Nell to a hospital."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Marcel Proust

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Reading in the family.

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

I like a good whodunit.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"This manuscript is unbelievably mature for a first novel but, sadly, we don't publish the unbelievable."

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

English major will work for food.

Cheshire Cat

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Edna O'Brien

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

"Sometimes while eating in the classroom, I think about writing a children's book, which would begin, "Once upon a time there was something called a teachers' lounge. . .'."

'I'm seeking early parole so I can go on a book-signing tour.'