Bookstore Dreamers Mugs

"Book Shop - worker reading 'How to get a better paid job'."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Crime in bookshop

Monster Self-Help

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Reading in the family.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

Book Shop.

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

Edit the Author 6-7

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

Hypnotizing Women

Returning to reading

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

Noisy Books

"This manuscript is unbelievably mature for a first novel but, sadly, we don't publish the unbelievable."

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

'Self-help books for cynics'

'Got anything on happy marriages?'

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'