Bookstore Dreamers T-Shirts

"Book Shop - worker reading 'How to get a better paid job'."

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Monster Self-Help

Crime in bookshop

Marcel Proust

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Reading in the family.

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Book Shop.

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Edit the Author 6-7

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

Returning to reading

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

Hypnotizing Women

Noisy Books

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

'Self-help books for cynics'

'Got anything on happy marriages?'

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"