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'What's so crazy about me wanting to start my own china shop?'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Lemonade Inc.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Myths and legends...

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

'If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.'

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

New Eco Towns - 'The architects thought we said 'ego'.'

If only it was true...'I'm raising all your salaries by 50%...'

Do-over

"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."