Retail Dreamers Gifts

'What's so crazy about me wanting to start my own china shop?'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Lemonade Inc.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

Myths and legends...

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

'If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.'

New Eco Towns - 'The architects thought we said 'ego'.'

If only it was true...'I'm raising all your salaries by 50%...'

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

Do-over

"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."