Retailer Dream Gifts

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Larry's used art

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Cut Price

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Home depot."

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

How Amazon was invented

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Myths and legends...

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

D.I.Y

Sale.