Retail Romance Gifts

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Self-Checkout.

Last Chance for Everything.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

Brick and Mortar

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

'No thanks, just looking.'

Temporarily closed to rethink our concept.

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

Shopaholic

SAGE (unknown model)

Gardening store selling Action-Gnome.

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

'Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy myself a new pair of shoes.'

'It's cheaper to replace the floor every month than to wash it and risk a customer slipping and then suing us.'

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

"Footwear's upstairs, Sir"