Retail Romantic Gifts

'Our dignity was the first thing to go.'

Larry's used art

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

A women in a shoeshop.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

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"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

D.I.Y

Sale.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."