Retail Romantic Pillows

'Our dignity was the first thing to go.'

Larry's used art

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

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"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

D.I.Y

Sale.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

A young couple selects items from a shop.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."