Retail Romantics Pillows

STRIP Hambone: Just for show

'It's you.'

'In order to maintain good customer service, make sure you let someone know if you are going to the restroom.'

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Self-Checkout.

Last Chance for Everything.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Brick and Mortar

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

'No thanks, just looking.'

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Renaissace Music Lovers

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

Temporarily closed to rethink our concept.

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

Gardening store selling Action-Gnome.

'Each company is making it hard to choose between merger offers.'

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

Shopaholic

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

"Listen, Baldo, I know what you're thinking...but as part of the management team, I can say with all confidence that your job is safe."

SAGE (unknown model)

'Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy myself a new pair of shoes.'

'It's cheaper to replace the floor every month than to wash it and risk a customer slipping and then suing us.'