"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."
Retailers Gifts
Shopping for a retailer's special day? Our collection offers clever, profession-themed items that acknowledge their hard work and dedication. From fun home decor to stylish accessories, find a gift that celebrates their retail resilience with a touch of humor and appreciation.
"It starts earlier every year."
Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.
Pound shop - 99p Land - 98p World.
'This trouble causer, wants to pay with cash!'
Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."
It's a bit early for Easter eggs isn't it?
'That's right...nothing but big chain...'
'They're bored in kitchenware------they must be quiet too'
Serious Competition: Thingamajigs and Whatchamacallits.
"I've reduced theft by 55%!"
'He said if sales don't improve he's going to send us to bed without any tea !'
Novelty Balloons: Customer services.
STRIP Hambone: Computer that cuts work load in half
Closing Laugh Bank
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'Big monster sale.'
"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."
'He says I was REALLY over charged!'
Retail sales We don't over use quotation marks
STRIP Hambone: Computer committee
The Direct Male Market: Feigned Sincerity Greetings!
365 Lemonade Stand
STRIP Hambone: Failing computer business
An impolite young man making an order
Men's Clothing. Shirts. Sale. Yes, sir, one size does fit all, but it's not that size.
Retailers Tech Expo. A customer just passed a card with an embedded chip by the sensor to complete the purchase! They wave goodbye to their money!
"I think everybody bought everything they needed about three or four years ago."
2 Gentlemen from Verona
"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."
"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."
"It's gotten so customers won't take my advice unless they think I'm gay."
Larry's used art
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
'We want everyone to remember our name.'
Retailers Gifts Collection
Retailers Mugs
Looking for more retail humor? Check out our funny mugs designed specifically for retail workers and enthusiasts.
Retailers Pillows
Add some retail-themed comfort with our playful pillows, ideal for sprucing up any retail space or home.
Retailers Prints
Find the perfect retail-inspired print to decorate their work area or home with humor and style.
Retailers T-Shirts
Discover a range of witty retail T-shirts that showcase pride and humor—perfect for the dedicated shopkeeper or sales professional.