Retailers T-Shirts

"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."

"It starts earlier every year."

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

Pound shop - 99p Land - 98p World.

'This trouble causer, wants to pay with cash!'

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

It's a bit early for Easter eggs isn't it?

'That's right...nothing but big chain...'

'They're bored in kitchenware------they must be quiet too'

Serious Competition: Thingamajigs and Whatchamacallits.

"I've reduced theft by 55%!"

'He said if sales don't improve he's going to send us to bed without any tea !'

Novelty Balloons: Customer services.

STRIP Hambone: Computer that cuts work load in half

Closing Laugh Bank

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Big monster sale.'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'

Retail sales We don't over use quotation marks

STRIP Hambone: Computer committee

The Direct Male Market: Feigned Sincerity Greetings!

365 Lemonade Stand

STRIP Hambone: Failing computer business

An impolite young man making an order

Men's Clothing. Shirts. Sale. Yes, sir, one size does fit all, but it's not that size.

Retailers Tech Expo. A customer just passed a card with an embedded chip by the sensor to complete the purchase! They wave goodbye to their money!

"I think everybody bought everything they needed about three or four years ago."

2 Gentlemen from Verona

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."

"It's gotten so customers won't take my advice unless they think I'm gay."

Larry's used art

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'