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"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Larry's used art

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Cut Price

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

A women in a shoeshop.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Home depot."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Hardy Annuals

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

How Amazon was invented

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

D.I.Y

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Sale.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...