STRIP Hambone: Installation
Retail Salesman Gifts
Looking for a gift for a retail salesman? Our collection offers witty, charming items that capture their everyday grind. From mugs to t-shirts, find a special gift that acknowledges their sales skills and retail spirit. Whether it’s a fun pillow or a clever print, make their retail day a little brighter with a gift that speaks to their role.
"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."
"Here's what I'm gonna do."
Larry's used art
Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
'We want everyone to remember our name.'
"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."
Sale on the same stuff as last week.
Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.
"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."
"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"
Handbag store - "Perfect."
'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'
"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."
Cut Price
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
Lethal Presentation
Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.
Sales chart is buildings in background.
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
"Home depot."
A women in a shoeshop.
"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."
"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."
Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1
'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'
Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
Company sales forecast mirrors the weather
"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."
'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'
Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.
"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."
The Salesman
Retail Salesman Gifts Collection
Retail Salesman Mugs
Looking for more mugs that celebrate retail salespeople? Discover our collection of witty and fun mugs designed to brighten their day.
Retail Salesman Pillows
Find cozy pillows with fun retail-themed designs—great for adding personality to their workspace or home.
Retail Salesman Prints
Decorate their space with prints that showcase the retail hustle—perfect for retail salespeople who work hard and dream big.
Retail Salesman T-Shirts
Explore our range of t-shirts perfect for retail professionals—humorous, stylish, and full of retail pride.