Retail Salesman Mugs

STRIP Hambone: Installation

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Larry's used art

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Cut Price

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Home depot."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

The Salesman

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."