Salesman Gifts

Searching for a gift that resonates with your salesman? Explore a collection of witty and inspiring products designed to celebrate the hustle and success of sales professionals. From mugs to t-shirts, find something to keep their spirits high and motivation strong. Ideal for salespeople who love to laugh and stay motivated on the job.

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"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute." mockup

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

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'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?' mockup

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

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'By setting the sales goal after the sales, we're able to consistently maintain an above average sales quota.'

'By setting the sales goal after the sales, we're able to consistently maintain an above average sales quota.' mockup

'By setting the sales goal after the sales, we're able to consistently maintain an above average sales quota.'

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"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?" mockup

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

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'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.'

'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.' mockup

'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.'

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'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.' mockup

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

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'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine Gun salesman rejected during battle.

'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine Gun salesman rejected during battle. mockup

'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine Gun salesman rejected during battle.

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'Ok team.. let#s review: When the arrow goes down it mean...'

'Ok team.. let#s review: When the arrow goes down it mean...' mockup

'Ok team.. let#s review: When the arrow goes down it mean...'

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'So, Smith, how do you feel negotiations are going?'

'So, Smith, how do you feel negotiations are going?' mockup

'So, Smith, how do you feel negotiations are going?'

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'At the risk of sounding judgemental, I don't think they really mean it.'

'At the risk of sounding judgemental, I don't think they really mean it.' mockup

'At the risk of sounding judgemental, I don't think they really mean it.'

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'I'm not superstitious either, but those were the three days Harris wore his lucky socks.'

'I'm not superstitious either, but those were the three days Harris wore his lucky socks.' mockup

'I'm not superstitious either, but those were the three days Harris wore his lucky socks.'

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We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...' mockup

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

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'With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make some sense of what the salesman was saying.'

'With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make some sense of what the salesman was saying.' mockup

'With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make some sense of what the salesman was saying.'

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I had a career in theatre, and television but I quit because I couldn't suppress my passion for insurance sales

I had a career in theatre, and television but I quit because I couldn't suppress my passion for insurance sales mockup

I had a career in theatre, and television but I quit because I couldn't suppress my passion for insurance sales

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"Maybe I could just leave a flier then."

"Maybe I could just leave a flier then." mockup

"Maybe I could just leave a flier then."

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Lethal Presentation

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'Doing my work from home over the internet? You bet I'm interested.'

'Doing my work from home over the internet? You bet I'm interested.' mockup

'Doing my work from home over the internet? You bet I'm interested.'

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'Ted, I think we need to re-evaluate your carrot.'

'Ted, I think we need to re-evaluate your carrot.' mockup

'Ted, I think we need to re-evaluate your carrot.'

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"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."

"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance." mockup

"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."

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Man selling Security Systems: 'If that's too expensive for you, perhaps I could interest you in a false sense of security.'

Man selling Security Systems: 'If that's too expensive for you, perhaps I could interest you in a false sense of security.' mockup

Man selling Security Systems: 'If that's too expensive for you, perhaps I could interest you in a false sense of security.'

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'I don't know what it means, but sales have skyrocketed since I put the 'i' in front of it.'

'I don't know what it means, but sales have skyrocketed since I put the 'i' in front of it.' mockup

'I don't know what it means, but sales have skyrocketed since I put the 'i' in front of it.'

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"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

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