Salesman Gifts

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'By setting the sales goal after the sales, we're able to consistently maintain an above average sales quota.'

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.'

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine Gun salesman rejected during battle.

'Ok team.. let#s review: When the arrow goes down it mean...'

'So, Smith, how do you feel negotiations are going?'

'At the risk of sounding judgemental, I don't think they really mean it.'

'I'm not superstitious either, but those were the three days Harris wore his lucky socks.'

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

I had a career in theatre, and television but I quit because I couldn't suppress my passion for insurance sales

'With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make some sense of what the salesman was saying.'

"Maybe I could just leave a flier then."

'Doing my work from home over the internet? You bet I'm interested.'

Lethal Presentation

'I don't know what it means, but sales have skyrocketed since I put the 'i' in front of it.'

"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."

Man selling Security Systems: 'If that's too expensive for you, perhaps I could interest you in a false sense of security.'

'Ted, I think we need to re-evaluate your carrot.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss your exhibit?"

'His foot-in-the-door technique has to be seen to be believed.'

'We deny most claims, but that's how we keep your premiums so low.'

"I love your optimism."

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

'Did you make any sales?' 'I got two orders: 'get out' and 'stay out!''

'Let's get one thing straight. I don't want your money, I want your respect.'

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

'Car emissions are a major contributing factor to the glaciers melting. Our new designs take that into consideration.'

Man next to trees selling Unfinished Furniture.