Salesperson Gifts

Looking for a gift to appreciate a hardworking salesperson? Our collection features witty and thoughtful items that capture their enthusiasm and talent for closing deals. Perfect for birthdays, promotions, or just because, these gifts bring a smile to any sales pro’s face.

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"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat." mockup

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

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'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.' mockup

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

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"That's what I want to say. See if you can find some statistics to prove it."

"That's what I want to say. See if you can find some statistics to prove it." mockup

"That's what I want to say. See if you can find some statistics to prove it."

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"But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness, so who cares?"

"But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness, so who cares?" mockup

"But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness, so who cares?"

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"It's guaranteed for the life of the product which, obviously, ended when it broke."

"It's guaranteed for the life of the product which, obviously, ended when it broke." mockup

"It's guaranteed for the life of the product which, obviously, ended when it broke."

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"Batteries not included."

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"There is only one explanation..." mockup

"There is only one explanation..."

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'Almost finished.'

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"While your salesman checks with the manager, could I interest you in a dental exam?"

"While your salesman checks with the manager, could I interest you in a dental exam?" mockup

"While your salesman checks with the manager, could I interest you in a dental exam?"

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"We can't agree on a size."

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"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps." mockup

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

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"Could we talk Girl Scout cookies?" mockup

"Could we talk Girl Scout cookies?"

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"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch." mockup

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

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'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.'

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' mockup

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.'

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"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Your body language says you've lost interest." mockup

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

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'Product diversification, I like that.' mockup

'Product diversification, I like that.'

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A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!' mockup

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

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'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.' mockup

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

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'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?' mockup

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

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"I'm getting the fire-breathing dragon with wings. He wanted $200, but I talked him down to fifty bucks."

"I'm getting the fire-breathing dragon with wings. He wanted $200, but I talked him down to fifty bucks." mockup

"I'm getting the fire-breathing dragon with wings. He wanted $200, but I talked him down to fifty bucks."

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Boss loads sales people with paperwork and wonders why they aren't selling

Boss loads sales people with paperwork and wonders why they aren't selling mockup

Boss loads sales people with paperwork and wonders why they aren't selling

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'So, Smith, how do you feel negotiations are going?'

'So, Smith, how do you feel negotiations are going?' mockup

'So, Smith, how do you feel negotiations are going?'

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'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine gun salesman rejected during battle

'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine gun salesman rejected during battle mockup

'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine gun salesman rejected during battle

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'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white). mockup

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

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'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.' mockup

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

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"And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe."

"And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe." mockup

"And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe."

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Statistics: "Here's the sales graph...which way around would you like it?"

Statistics: "Here's the sales graph...which way around would you like it?" mockup

Statistics: "Here's the sales graph...which way around would you like it?"

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"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember." mockup

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

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A vending machine is dispensing free lunches for $10

A vending machine is dispensing free lunches for $10 mockup

A vending machine is dispensing free lunches for $10

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Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research. mockup

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

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At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP." mockup

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

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"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy." mockup

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."

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"We're changing our sales plan. From now on, instead of trying to get lots of customers, we're going to find just one really,really rich person to buy a whole lot of stuff."

"We're changing our sales plan. From now on, instead of trying to get lots of customers, we're going to find just one really,really rich person to buy a whole lot of stuff."

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