Sales Representative Gifts

"Eddie, my favourite rep - you've got three minutes."

'Perhaps you'd prefer to come back another time, sir.'

"Would you mind if I saw him first "

'You should know I like sales presentations the way I like my soft boiled eggs: three minutes and you're done.'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"I miss not being on the road."

Salesman in a Santa suit

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"Our foundation covers up just about anything ??" aside from childhood trauma."

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"I'm looking for one highly competitve sales representative"

'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'

'Hunting is for brutes and gathering is for sissies. That's why I want to be a 'middleman'.'

'Now go out there, and tell all your friends to get some prescriptions filled this week.'

Selling Home Security Systems.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Chief Buyer - I'm busy dump your card with the others

"I'm busy...dump your card with the others."

Corporate Darwinism

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

'You'd be perfect to pioneer new sales markets.'

'He's out - maybe you shouldn't have phoned first.'

Map of World - "All the pins are our sales representatives - except for the one in Paraguay, that's our company treasurer."

"I got three orders today, 'get lost', 'put a sock in it' and 'drop dead'!"

Reception - "You want Mr. Batson, he's our manager in charge of unwelcome visitors."

Impossible to Fill Vacancies

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

"This one's just like being at a real theatre."

Salesmen - "The news about that blonde barmaid in Stockport certainly got around fast."

"After looking over your financial application, I'm going to have our youngest sales rep show you your options."

"OK, I'll order 5,000 of them just in case our mainframe breaks down."

'Do you have any new drugs that'll perk up my office plants?'

"It's a Smart Phone, but that doesn't apply to some of the users."

'Ready to make your seat selection?'