Sales Representative T-Shirts

"Eddie, my favourite rep - you've got three minutes."

'Perhaps you'd prefer to come back another time, sir.'

"Would you mind if I saw him first "

'You should know I like sales presentations the way I like my soft boiled eggs: three minutes and you're done.'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"I miss not being on the road."

Salesman in a Santa suit

"Our foundation covers up just about anything ??" aside from childhood trauma."

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'

"I'm looking for one highly competitve sales representative"

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

'Hunting is for brutes and gathering is for sissies. That's why I want to be a 'middleman'.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Chief Buyer - I'm busy dump your card with the others

Selling Home Security Systems.

'Now go out there, and tell all your friends to get some prescriptions filled this week.'

Map of World - "All the pins are our sales representatives - except for the one in Paraguay, that's our company treasurer."

'He's out - maybe you shouldn't have phoned first.'

"I got three orders today, 'get lost', 'put a sock in it' and 'drop dead'!"

Reception - "You want Mr. Batson, he's our manager in charge of unwelcome visitors."

'You'd be perfect to pioneer new sales markets.'

Impossible to Fill Vacancies

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

"I'm busy...dump your card with the others."

Corporate Darwinism

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

Eric was beginning to regret asking his new networking contact what he did for a living. . .

Salesmen - "The news about that blonde barmaid in Stockport certainly got around fast."

'Ready to make your seat selection?'

Arabian Buyer

'We like anxiety in a sales rep, but Bob's taking it a little far.'

He says he's selling software, hardware, and underwear.