Saleswoman Gifts

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

'At the risk of sounding judgemental, I don't think they really mean it.'

"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."

'Can I stress that this technique must only be used as a last resort.'

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

"Since today's meeting is about Sales Prospecting, I thought I'd bring in an expert."

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'At least, the customers still remember our company, our products and me...'

Roy's no soliciting signs.

"We have a range of financial products that can impoverish you in a way to suit your lifestyle."

'This is my Grandma Ethel. That'll be 500 bucks, sir.'

'Well, at least a daily error rate of 97.8% is a kind of consistency.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.'

"Hey, I'm happy to be called on vacation with news of a great sales result."

Sales and Learning Experiences

'The old one fell apart.'

'As you can see, your sales region is quite large.'

'No wonder you're less successful. Take a look at yourself! To give the impression of a respectable salesman, you've got to wear a tie!'

"So with 50% sale discount, plus the 30% early bird reduction, a 10% bonus for paying in full and a $100 cash back... we owe you $1.75"

"Who can afford not to moisturize?"

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

Feet talking, "I'm not asking �1.50.." Man - "I can hear the patter of tiny feet."

'Beware of the nympho wife.'

I'm on a productivity drive.

"The salesman was right, a carpet with a darker colour will hide all manner of sins."

'It's a good bra... a man can open it with one hand.'

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

"Don't knock the magic dust, we got great sales results on the last rollout."

"Your orders are burning up the system. I love it!"

"How can he achieve job satisfaction as a purchaser, if he never purchases anything?"

Sales Dept. is Out to Hunch